Corbett, the prize-fighter, has sold the right to a whiskey firm to name a new brand after him. No doubt it will be a good liquor to make strong punches with.
“And now that we are married, dear, how do you think I will strike your mother?”
“Good gracious, Reuben! You’re not going to begin abusing mother right away, are you?”
Did you hear about it—my wife is married.
To whom?
Why, to me, of course.
Why is a woman’s knee and a Jew alike?