“I believe that man Swindler is a palmist.”
“Why?”
“Played poker with him last night, when I got up to get a drink he looked at my hand.”
I was arrested the other day for larceny. When I came before the judge he said: “Young man, you’re arrested for picking the pocket of an old man.” I said: “Your honor, I took them in rotation, just as they came in the crowd.”
She—Do you believe there are microbes in kisses?
He—I never believe anything without investigation.