“I wonder why it is that people cry at weddings?”

“I guess it is because they’ve been married themselves and they haven’t got the heart to laugh.”


“Please, I want to buy a dollar’s worth of hay.”

“Is it for your father?”

“Oh, no; it’s for the horse; father doesn’t eat hay!”


“Why didn’t you eat your breakfast this morning?”

“’Twasn’t fit for a hog to eat.”