“I wonder why it is that people cry at weddings?”
“I guess it is because they’ve been married themselves and they haven’t got the heart to laugh.”
“Please, I want to buy a dollar’s worth of hay.”
“Is it for your father?”
“Oh, no; it’s for the horse; father doesn’t eat hay!”
“Why didn’t you eat your breakfast this morning?”
“’Twasn’t fit for a hog to eat.”