No, it is a neck running out to sea.

Well, ain’t that a rubber-neck?


Two dentists had a fight the other day and the result was a “draw.” A man who was doing some “bridge work” near by saw the fight and had them arrested. One was discharged because he had a “pull” with the judge; the other dentist is now “filling” in time.


“I don’t like the way Mr. Jones kisses you.”

“Don’t find fault, papa; remember he’s only just beginning!”


A man stole ten thousand dollars in New York and settled in Canada.