“Around my neck.”


“I’ve got a lot of money in England and I don’t know how to get it over here.”

“Well, just sit down and think it over.”


A western farmer writes to his local paper: “If your people want to see a big hog, come out to my farm and ask for me.”


“Ma, what is an angel?”

“An angel is one that flies.”

“Why, Pa says my governess is an angel.”