That’s the proper place for her to dress.


Widson—I wonder what induced Jumkins to marry his typewriter?

Booler—Why, didn’t you know that he’d been trying for years to get a typewriter of his own?


“Is your watch all right, now?”

“No, but it’s gaining.”


George Little has a wife and nine children and only earns eight dollars a week but he gets along splendidly.

How does he manage to do it on such a small salary?