“The other day, I saw a farmer on Fourteenth Street, so I asked him to hold my cigar while I went into Huber’s. When I came out, he was there with the cigar, all right.”

“Well, he wasn’t a farmer.”

“No? What was he?”

“A cigar-holder.”


“Doesn’t her hair look killing?”

“No wonder; it’s dyed.”


“If they put the x-ray over the hand the bones will come right out.”

“Bring it over to the house fish day.”