I have seen a watch spring, a match box, a plank walk and a banana stand. I have even seen a cat fish, and a horse fly.
Before marriage, he sits and holds her hand. He don’t dare let go. If he did she’d pick his pockets. After marriage, there’s rent to pay. And there’s the coal bill to pay. And there’s the butcher to pay. Then his mother-in-law comes to visit him and there’s the devil to pay.
Is the Lord everywhere?
Yes, my child.
Is he in our cellar?
Yes, dear.
He is not. We have no cellar.