Old Lady (astonished)—“For the land’s sake!”
Farmer—“Yes, ma’am.”
I went into a restaurant to-day and the girl who came to take my order said: “I’ve got calves’ brains, frog’s legs, chicken’s liver, and—” I interrupted her. I said, “You ought to see a doctor.”
When a boy is too old to sleep with his parents, what do they do with him?
I suppose they get him a bed of his own.
No. They boycott him.