Old Lady (astonished)—“For the land’s sake!”

Farmer—“Yes, ma’am.”


I went into a restaurant to-day and the girl who came to take my order said: “I’ve got calves’ brains, frog’s legs, chicken’s liver, and—” I interrupted her. I said, “You ought to see a doctor.”


When a boy is too old to sleep with his parents, what do they do with him?

I suppose they get him a bed of his own.

No. They boycott him.


Critic—Your work seems a little raw.