“But for my part, I can only say that I never heard of such a dull affair in all my life.”

“Dull!” gasped Miss Phyllis.

“Dull!” murmured Mrs. Hilary.

“Dull!” chuckled Hilary.

“It was,” said I severely, “without a spark of interest from beginning to end. Such things happen by thousands. It’s commonplaceness itself. I had some hopes when you father assumed a firm attitude, but—”

“Mother was such a dear,” interrupted Mrs. Hilary.

“Just so. She gave away the whole situation. Then I did trust that Hilary would lose his place, or develop an old flame, or do something just a little interesting.”

“It was a perfect time,” said Mrs. Hilary.

“I wonder why in the world you told me about it,” I pursued.

“I don’t know why I did,” said Mrs. Hilary dreamily.