“The only possible excuse for an engagement like that,” I observed, “is to be found in intense post-nuptial unhappiness.”

Hilary rose, and advanced towards his wife.

“Your embroidery’s falling on the floor,” said he.

“Not a bit of it,” said I.

“Yes, it is,” he persisted; and he picked it up and gave it to her. Miss Phyllis smiled delightedly. Hilary had squeezed his wife’s hand.

“Then we don’t excuse it,” said he.

I took out my watch. I was not finding much entertainment.

“Surely it’s quite early, old man?” said Hilary.

“It’s nearly eleven. We’ve spent half-an-hour on the thing,” said I peevishly, holding out my hand to my hostess.

“Oh, are you going? Good night, Mr. Carter.”