The causeless shame felt by the onion

Before the sweetly-scented rose,

My dearest Fet, I should be feeling,

Were I to answer you in prose.

And yet in maiden verse replying,

By sad misgivings I'm beset:

The when and where, yourself please settle—

But come and visit us, dear Fet.

Tho' drought may parch the rye and barley.

Yet still I shall not feel upset