Professor Bunn’s
Patent Plugs for Pifflicated
People

One of these, inserted anywhere in the wall, will bring things to a stand-still, or, put in place before retiring, will insure a quiet night’s rest.


DON’T SLEEP LIKE A TOP!

Third Day[51] ]

[52] ]When you move from Brooklyn, be sure to burn your bridge tickets behind you.

—McKelway.

Treat, and the world drinks with you; quit, and it leaves you alone.

—Horace.