A WORD ABOUT THE WAGON[71] ]
The Water Wagon is a ball-bearing, clipper-built craft of the whale-back type, designed by Mac Nesia, and built in Bath, Me. She draws more water than a yacht-club barkeep, and her water-line is eighteen glasses and a pony, with plenty of hang-over. The Water Wagon is equipped with Saratoga springs, which ensure a minimum of jolt, and a complete battery of hydraulic dust-pumps.
All the staterooms are heated by Hot Copper system and lighted by carbonic acid gas. Don’t blow it out!
Accommodations on the Water Wagon are unlimited. There is always room for one or two more.
WATER WAGON MENU[72] ]
(Breakfast, Dinner, and Supper, and Midnight Snack)
Ammonia cocktail
Seedless grapenuts Shredded wild oats
Henniker County hand-picked eggs
(all flavors)
Evaporated Welsh Rabbit
(stuffed with raisins)
Cold tomales
Red, white and blue Saratoga chips
H₂O Punch
Sliced golf balls with mashie potatoes
Boneless blanc-mange
Cracked lemon ice
Predigested pitless prunes
(“Three P” brand)
Dent’s well water crackers