All water served on our tables is kept absolutely wet by a patent condensing process.
Do not trouble to report any inattention on the part of waiters. We have troubles of our own.
The Editors confess that this is a trivial and foolish book, and they will not be offended if you laugh at it.
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“GEM” SAFETY
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IT FLOATS!
Don’t Jump from the Water Wagon Without One!