“I’ve traveled east, I’ve traveled west,

As far as the town of Fargo,

But the darndest town I ever struck

Is the town they call Chicargo.”

[p 138]
]“USELESS VERBIAGE.”
[From an abstract of title.]

“That said Mary Ann Wolcott died an infant, 2 or 3 years old, unmarried, intestate, and that she left no husband, child, or children.”

INGENIOUS CALIFORNIA PARADOX.
[From the Oakland Post.]

The Six-Minute Ferry route across the bay will take only eighteen to twenty minutes.

ALMOST.

Sir: S. Fein has put his name on the door of his orange-colored taxicab. Can you whittle a wheeze out of that? R. A. J.