When we think of the countless thousands who peruse this Cro’-nest of Criticism, a feeling of responsibility weighs heavily upon us, and almost spoils our day. Frezzample, one writes from St. Paul: “We have twenty confirmed readers of the Line in this ‘house.’” The quotation marks disturb us. Can it be a sanitarium?
Most of the trouble in this world is caused by people who do not know when they are well off. The Germans did not know when they were well off. Your cook, who left last week, as little apprehended her good fortune. Nor will the Filipinos be happy till they get it.
Those who stand in awe of persons with logical minds will be reassured by Henry Adams’ pertinent reflection that the mind resorts to reason for want of training. His definition of philosophy is also reassuring: “Unintelligible answers to insoluble problems.”
Among those who have guessed at the meaning of “the freedom of the seas” was Cowper:
“Without one friend, above all foes,
Britannia gives the world repose.”
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]Maxwell Bodenheim has published a book of poems, and the critics allow that Max Boden’s brays are bonnie.
IF YOU MUST KISS, KISS THE DOCTOR.
[From “How to Avoid Influenza.”]
Avoid kissing, as this habit readily transmits influenza. If physician is available, it is best to consult him.