The Westminster Gazette headlines “The Intolerable Dullness of Country Life in Ireland.” And Irene wonders what they would call excitement.

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An advertisement of dolls mentions, superfluously, that “some may not last the day.” One does not expect them to.

The London Mendicity Society estimates that £100,000 is given away haphazard every year to street beggars, and that the average beggar probably earns more than the average working man. There is talk of the beggars forming a union. A beggars’ strike would be a fearsome thing.

I want to be a diplomat

And with the envoys stand,

A-wetting of my whistle in

A desiccated land.

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The London Busman Story.

I.—As George Meredith might have related it.

“Stop!” she signalled.