Try South Bend.
“He decided that life was not worth living after that, so he came to South Bend.”—South Bend Tribune.
Stet!
WHY THE DOG LEFT TOWN.
[From the Newton, Ia., News, Dec. 2.]
Warning—A resident of North Newton went home from work Saturday night and as he went in the front door a man went out the back door. [p 233] />]This party had better leave town, for I know who he is and am after him. W. H. Miller.
[From the same paper, Dec. 5.]
I have since discovered that it was a neighbor’s dog that bounded out of the back door as I came in the front door the other night. My wife had gone to a neighbor’s and left the back door ajar, hence a big dog had no trouble getting in. W. H. Miller.
“‘I don’t see why we go to England for nincompoops when we have men like Prof. Grummann here at home,’ remarked Fred L. Haller.”—Omaha Bee.
We trust Mr. Haller called up the Professor and explained what he meant.