Scratch a man who really enjoys zero weather, and you will find blubber.
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]Born in Sioux City, to Mr. and Mrs. Matt Hoss, a daughter. Who’ll contribute a buggy?
“For Sale—1920 Mormon chummy.”—Minneapolis Journal.
Five-passenger at least.
THERE WERE IMMORTALS BEFORE JET WIMP.
Sir: In the Lowell (Mass.) Daily Journal and Courier, dated Feb. 4, 1853, I find the following: “What’s in a name! The name of the superintendent of the Cincinnati Hospital is Queer Absalom Death.” Thus showing that there were candidates for the Academy seventy years ago. Concord.
Some sort of jape or jingle might be chiseled from the fact that Lot Spry and Ida Smart were married t’other day in Vinton, Ia.
CONTRIBUTIONS THAT HAVE AMUSED US.
Proprietor of hotel in Keokuk, answering call from room: “Hello!”
Voice: “We are in Room 30 and now ready to come down.”