A modest bloom or two.
My lady hath a garden fair,
Or will when buds are blown:
I’ve but a blossom here and there—
Poor posies, but mine own.
“Very well, here is a constructive criticism,” declared Col. Roosevelt, tossing another grenade into the administration trenches. The Colonel is our favorite constructive critic. After he has finished a bit of construction it takes an hour for the dust to settle.
Judgment day will be a complete performance for the dramatic critics. They will be able to stay for the last act.
Why is it that when a woman takes the measurements for a screen door she thinks she has to allow a couple of inches to turn in?
“Woman Lights 103 Candles With One Match.”
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]Huh! Helen, with one match, lit the topless towers of Ilium.