For any vacancy: Mr. Void Null of Centralia, Mo. Nom. by E. J. C.
Miss Seitsinger is organizing a chorus and glee club in the schools of Northwood, Ia. Yes, very.
BUTCHER TO THE ACADEMY.
Bill Bull, the Butcher, of Bartlett, Ill.,
Says: “Trade with me. Cut down your bill.”
The membership committee of the Academy has received numerous protests against the admission of Charles Ranck, the skunk trapper of Ellsworth, Neb., and J. K. Garlick, the “practical horseshoer” of Sublette, Ill.
ACADEMY NOTES.
The nominations were considered of Ananias Deeds of Guthrie Center, Ia., and Mrs. Tamer [p 327] />]Lyons of Upton, Ind. The Academy then resumed work on the Dictionary of Names.
“For goodness’ sake!” exclaims Frank Harris in Pearson’s, expressing his joy in the growth of Lenine’s state, “for goodness’ sake let us have new experiments on this old earth.” For goodness’s sake, let’s! But why not have one on a grand scale? Let’s dig a hole a mile deep and a mile across, fill it with dynamite, and see whether we can’t finish the world in one good bang.
“Learned Class of Europe In Hard Straits.”