I’m thrilled by what these heroes do or die for:

The Colyum’s readers think they make its laws,

And I make out to give them what they cry for.

And since they cry for stuff about the war,

Since war at this safe distance not to them’s hell,

I have to write of things that I abhor,

And far, strange battlegrounds like Ypres and Przemysl.

War is an almost perfect rime for bore;

And, ’spite my readers (who have cursed and blessed me),

Some day I’ll throw the war junk on the floor,