THE SECOND POST.
[Received by a clothing company.]
Dear Sirs: I received the suits you sent me but in blue not gray as I said. Don’t try to send me your refuss, I am sending them back. I ain’t color blind or a jack ass, you shouldn’t treat me as that. I understand your wife is making coats for ladies now. Have her make one (dark) for my wife who is a stout 42 with a fer neck. Now send me what I asked for, the old woman is perticular. The trousers you sent wouldn’t slip over my head. Ever faithful, etc.
For Academy Ghost, or Familiar Spirit, P. D. Q. nominates Miss Bessie Spectre of Boston.
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]“The lake is partially frozen over and well filled with skaters.”—Janesville Gazette.
Three children sliding on the ice,
Upon a summer’s day,
As it fell out, they all fell in,
The rest they ran away.
There is plenty of snap to the department of mathematics in the Shortridge high school in Indianapolis. The head of the department is Walter G. Gingery.
Wedded, in Chicago, Otho Neer and Lucille Dimond. Fashion your own setting.