Sign in the Black Hawk Hotel, Byron, Ill.: “If you think you are witty send your thoughts to B. L. T., care Chicago Tribune. Do not spring them on the help. It hurts efficiency.”
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]AN OBSERVANT KANSAN.
[From the Emporia Gazette.]
The handsome clerk at the Harvey House makes this profound observation: Any girl will flirt as the train is pulling out.
THE GIRL OF THE PERIOD.
She formerly talked of the weather,
The popular book, or the play;
Her old line of chat
Was of this thing or that
In the fashions and fads of the day.
But now she discusses eugenics,