STRAIGHT: With you always everything is the matter.
COMEDIAN: What's the trouble?
STRAIGHT: The trouble is you don't know nothing.
COMEDIAN: Yes, I do.
STRAIGHT: You know! If I only knew one-half of what you don't know,
I would know twice as much as the smartest man in the world.
COMEDIAN: What you got against me?
STRAIGHT: You ain't a gentlemen.
COMEDIAN: What is a gentlemen?
STRAIGHT: A gentlemen is a man who knows how to act senseless vit people no matter vat happens.
COMEDIAN: I am a gentlemen, I always act senseless.