STRAIGHT: You are a gentlemen! Look at you. How can a man be a gentlemen with such a face like that. There are two kinds of men—gentlemen and rummies. I am a gentlemen, you are a rummy.
COMEDIAN: I am a rummy? I know how to act vit people. Ven you met your friends down the street, vat did you say to them?
STRAIGHT: I said come on and have a drink. I spoke like a gentlemen.
COMEDIAN: And ve all vent to have a drink.
STRAIGHT: Ve did.
COMEDIAN: Didn't I pay for it?
STRAIGHT: Sure—that shows you are a rummy.
COMEDIAN: No, that shows I was a gentlemen.
STRAIGHT: Dat's right. In a saloon you are a gentlemen.
COMEDIAN: Sure I am. I act just a bartender.