STRAIGHT: No, I ain't a shine. I am a lady killer.
COMEDIAN: One look at you is enough to kill any lady.
STRAIGHT: I am a Beau Brummel. Ven I am with the ladies, I talk to dem vit soft words; I whisper sweet nothings, but you, you rummy you, you don't know how to make the ladies feel unhappy.
COMEDIAN: How do you make them unhappy?
STRAIGHT: You got to be disagreeable to them.
COMEDIAN: And vat do you do to be disagreeable to ladies?
STRAIGHT: The only vay to be disagreeable to a lady, you got to flirt vit her.
COMEDIAN: Flirt. Vat does that mean flirt?
STRAIGHT: Flirting is a thing that begins in nothing. You say something, you talk like everything and you mean nothing, and it liable to end up in anything. A flirtation is a clan-destination meeting with a lady.
COMEDIAN: Vat kind of a meeting is dot?