STRAIGHT: Don't you know? Ven you flirt, you meet a pretty woman in a shady spot.
COMEDIAN: Oh, you meet a shady woman in a pretty spot.
STRAIGHT: Not a shady woman. A pretty woman in a shady spot.
COMEDIAN: How do you know so much about flirting?
STRAIGHT: Now you come to it. I got here a book on the art of flirtation. Here it is. (biz. shows book.)
COMEDIAN: What is the name of that book?
STRAIGHT: The art of flirtation. How to make a lady fall in love with you for ten cents.
COMEDIAN: A lady fell in love with me once and it cost me Five
Hundred Dollars.
STRAIGHT: That's because you didn't have this book. This book tells you how to make love. This book is full of the finest kind of love.
COMEDIAN: For ten cents.