STRAIGHT: Yes, for ten cents.
COMEDIAN: Oh, it's ten cents love.
STRAIGHT: No, it ain't ten-cent love. It's fine love (opens book). See—here is the destructions. Right on the first page you learn something. See—how to flirt with a handkerchief.
COMEDIAN: Who wants to flirt with a handkerchief? I want to flirt with a woman.
STRAIGHT: Listen to what the book says. To a flirter all things have got a language. According to this book, flirters can speak with the eye, with the fan, with the cane, with the umbrella, with the handkerchief, with anything. This book tells you how to do it.
COMEDIAN: For ten cents.
STRAIGHT: Shut up. Now when you see a pretty woman coming along who wants to flirt with you, what is the first thing a man should do?
COMEDIAN: Run the other way.
STRAIGHT: No, no. This is the handkerchief flirtation. As soon as a pretty woman makes eyes at you, you put your hands in your pockets.
COMEDIAN: And hold on to your money.