“Tweea Martindale geese biath full o’ fedder,

Thee plooat tian an’ Ah’ll plooat tudder.”

This was t’ poetical advice of yah Peerith turney tull anudder aboot a client er tweea.

PLUG-AN’-FEATHER—A quarryman’s tools for cutting up stones.

PLEANIE-PIET—Pleanie-piannet; a tell-tale. Scholars know o’ aboot it, it’s yan o’ ther awn.

PLUGGER—A plonker.

PLUM—Straight; direct. Ah went ebbm reet plum tull it.

PLUM-DUFF—Plum puddin’.

POTE—Ye’ve seen nags an’ dogs ’at cud fair mak yan know they wanted seein tull wi’ nowt else but ther front fiut. What’s te poten en dewen? What wants ta?

POTTY—A common clay marvel. A lad’s poorly hodden ’at’s nowt on hand but potties.