This mild-mannered man, with a cheerful surprise;
And he rubs his two hands with an innocent glee,
Which would do, I am sure, your heart good for to see,
As he blesses the cow with the crumpled horn
That kicked over the lamp that set fire to the barn
That caused the Great Fire in Chicago!
THIS is an Adjuster! Now open your eyes.
A man who the trade of rapacity plies!