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He will cut down your claims, he will cut up your proofs,
He will riddle your case through its warps and its woofs.
And search all your houses from cellars to roofs
For a sliver by which he may fasten a quibble
And curtail your claim to a bite or a nibble.
And then when you think he is ready for payment
He will make you regret you were ever a claimant,
By charging you discount for those sixty days,