I’ve seen him, my dear.
What is the difference between a rooster, a soldier, and a vamp?
The rooster says, Cock a doodle do.
The soldier says, Yankee doodle do.
And the vamp says, Any dude’ll do.
The prodigal son wrote the old man as follows—
I got religion at camp meeting the other day. Send me ten dollars.
But the old man replied—