Yes, miss. Face, gun or bug?
Diner (Scanning menu)—Have you frog legs?
Waitress—Oh, no sir! I walk this way on account of rheumatism.
The new long skirts may make the women appear taller, but there is no denying that the short skirts make the men look longer.
Village Constable (to villager who has been knocked down by passing motorist): You didn’t see the number, but could you swear to the man?
Villager: I did, but I don’t think ’e ’eard me.