I’ve beamed when you hollered, “Oh, Girlie!”
I’ve hopped when you bellowed, “Oh, say!”
I’ve fallen for “Dearie” and “Missus,”
And everything else till today.
But there’s one thing that’s got to be different,
From now till the Great War is done—
Unless you’re prepared for a riot,
You’ve got to quit calling me “Hun!”
WILLING TO EXPLAIN
Staff Colonel—“Your reports should be written in such manner that even the most ignorant may understand them.”