Second Officer—“My other sister.”
NO CHALLENGING OUT OF HIS CLASS
Sergeant (surprising sentry)—“Why didn’t you challenge that man who just passed?”
Newest Recruit—“Why, that’s Kayo Hogan, sergeant, and he’s got all o’ ten pounds on me!”
CALLING HIM SISSY?
The Fag—“Oh, I’d go to the war quick enough, but mother wouldn’t like me to; and I’ve never disappointed her since the day I was born.”
The Snag—“Well, if she was hoping for a daughter, I’m sure you’ve done your best to console her.”
HOW DISAPPOINTED HE’LL BE
Scotch Warrior from Palestine (whose baby is about to be christened, and who has a bottle of Jordan water for the purpose)—“Eh, by the way, meenister, I ha’e brocht this bottle——”