Rookie—“The reason why all great battles begin at daybreak.”
Bunkie—“Why?”
Rookie—“Because, when men have to get up that time, they feel so much like fighting.”
WORKING THE WAR
Bess: “That’s Mrs. Grabbit—she’s a great war-worker.”
Bob: “Indeed!”
Bess: “Yes; she’s married four of her daughters to soldiers.”
SANDY WAS SCOTCH
Sandy M’Tavish was a highly-skilled workman in a new aeroplane factory. It happened one day that he was asked if he would care to accompany the works aviator on one of his trial flights in a machine. Sandy, after some hesitation, agreed to do so.