“Nothing.”
“But, doctor, don’t you think I’m a bit crazy?”
TRY IT ON THE YANKS
She—“Yes, sir, I believe that woman’s place in this war is right beside the men on the battle line.”
He—“And suppose a commander sent a party of six men and six women out in the woods to see if the enemy were in sight, would you call that war? That would be a picnic!”
HER MEASURE OF SUCCESS
He—“And how are you getting on with your collecting for the soldiers?”
She—“Splendidly! I’ve had my name in the papers four times already.”