Oh, it’s slow when we all sit round in state,

Eyes cast down and faces long and straight;

Prim and staid, our manners quite correct;

All approach to frivolousness checked.

I assume a pedantic pose,

But at heart I feel—

I’m the Chaperon, gay and frisky, etc.

“Oh, that’s awfully pretty!” cried Marjorie, as they tried it over to the accompaniment of Helen’s banjo. “Why, the play will be a howling success if we keep on like this.”

“Indeed it will—a howling, screaming success.”

“Now, Jessie, it’s your turn. Let’s see what a Scullery-maid can do at making a song for herself.”