When the girls are all around me,

I’m as staid as a cup of tea;

And my prudish airs astound me,

When I think of what I can be.

Oh, my prudery! Oh, my dignity!

And what I can be!

I’m the Chaperon gay and frisky,

And the rôle that I have to play

Is decidedly rash and risky,

And I know I’ll slip up some day.