And then my Luncheon-Kit, and Hamper, swell,

Robbed me of Many a Hard-Earned Dollar! Well,

I often wonder what the Dealers buy

One-half so Easy as the Folks they Sell.

Myself when Young, did eagerly frequent

Garage and Club, and heard Great Argument

About it and about,—yet evermore

Came out more Addled than when in I went.

Indeed, with my big Car I’ve run so long

It seems to me there’s Always something Wrong;