And then my Luncheon-Kit, and Hamper, swell,
Robbed me of Many a Hard-Earned Dollar! Well,
I often wonder what the Dealers buy
One-half so Easy as the Folks they Sell.
Myself when Young, did eagerly frequent
Garage and Club, and heard Great Argument
About it and about,—yet evermore
Came out more Addled than when in I went.
Indeed, with my big Car I’ve run so long
It seems to me there’s Always something Wrong;