Faulty Ignition, or a Blown Out Shoe,
Or maybe the Compression is too Strong.
Then to the Laughing Face that lurks behind
The Veil, I lifted up mine Eyes to find
Two pouting Lips, demurely murmuring,
“I don’t see why you Ever bought This Kind!”
Indeed, I’ve learned to treat it as a Joke
When Nuts work loose, or Carburetors choke;