As she left the shop in triumph, said Cupid, “I seem to find
Each day a more convincing fact to prove that Love is blind.”
Money: Money is of little use in Arcady. Those who are rich spend their money lavishly, but the poor get along just as well, and often better.
The principal coins of the Realm are the Lucky Penny and the Last Red Cent.
Credit can always be had at the Arcadian Shops, and is extended as often as desired.
Custom House: Hearts, especially if inflammable, are dutiable articles, and should be declared as such.
Worn on the sleeve, they are easily examined by the Inspector, though a dishonest smuggler has sometimes gone ashore with his heart in his boots.
Hearts are appraised by weight, so heavy hearts should be avoided and light hearts should be carried whenever possible.