Broken hearts are not dutiable, unless they have been repaired and are quite as good as new.
CUSTOM HOUSE
“PASSIONS SHOULD ALWAYS BE DECLARED”
Stolen hearts may be confiscated by the Customs Inspectors and returned to their original owners. Stony hearts are exempt.
Passions should always be declared.
Keepsakes and souvenirs are not dutiable and need not be shown.
CUPID’S FAILURE
Cupid, one day, in idle quest,
Fitted a dainty dart
And aimed it at Priscilla’s breast,