THAT SON-IN-LAW.

“Papa, George says he is very much worried about his income.“

“I shouldn’t think he would worry about a little thing like that.“

WHEN OUR ECCENTRIC RELATIVE BECOMES AN OBJECT OF INTEREST.

“If we go to Europe, Cynthia, I don’t want you to marry any of them counts or dukes. You just wait until we run across some king in reduced circumstances.“