A CHILD OF FORTUNE.
He: I came within an ace of running over a lady this morning when I was on my wheel.
“That was lucky.“
“Wasn’t it? It was only the other day that I had it freshly enameled.“
WHY IS IT ALWAYS THUS?
The entertainment is given in honor of the distinguished scientist who sits by the table. But the real favorite is the famous hurdle jumper, who happens to be sober this evening.