“Captain, ’tis well. Now telegraph to London

That every Nihilist has had his dose,

And that a fresh conspiracy is undone,

And keep the gum-drop, corn-ball peddlers close

Who spread sedition in the trains to ’stress me;

And keep the gates of anarchy ajar;

So may Saint Feoderskidobry bless thee!

Bogu Tsarachnie! God protect the Tsar!”

MELODRAMNATION

“Now Mr. Gallagher is satisfied.”