So says the Boston Post. The facts are these:

He is the chief of a theatric club,

And as he deems that he can melodram,

He melodrammed for it a mighty piece

Of thundering incidents and awful scenes,

Which called for just nine actors. And they all

Declared that each had got the worst and curst

Of all the parts, and that ’twas written thus

To boom the fame of selfish Gallagher;

So the first night they came upon the boards,