So I thought I’d rather perlong my breath,

Tho’ sometimes here a fellow they hangs”——

“You are right, my friend. Choose your own way of death,

I go in for that,” said Professor Bangs.

“But I see you have not understood

Why no aged person is ever found

Among us. We only want young blood

On our driving, thriving, Yankee ground.

Youth alone has the power to go it;

Old men are a drag on putting it through,